Dear Carbohydrate Rich Foods,
The weekend was great but let’s get serious. It’s been fun, and lord knows we know how to throw an Oscar party, but did you really think this was going to last? Today is the beginning of a new week, and so begins a new stage in our relationship: trial separation.
It’s not over; it’s just on hold for the time being. We can still see each other; just not at every meal. I know you’ll understand … it’s not you, it’s me.